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Callum is the biggest simp known to man and is a pro feminist. He is the son of the simp god and can only be stopped by, L.M, J.C, T.P.
Callum Lynch is the son of the simp god and is being tracked down for his war crimes in Cuba.
someone who spends far to long on their hair and worried about what they look like to much, sometimes described as metrosexual, they are the downfall of old school men
hey look at them lads, blatent matt-lynch's
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A man defined by his enormous penis of above average size
The name is known in Greek as an "eternal sex god". This translation has been proven in recent years by all the Matthew Lynchs
The surname too implies good things. The word lynch means that this person is a lynch pin and someone you can rely on as an upholding person in society
Girl 1: I got off with Matthew Lynch last night
Girl 2: what was it like? I am envious!
Girl 1: it was amazing he was incredible in bed and he had such a large phallus
Girl 2: oh, I wish I could indulge in Matthew Lynch
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She is just a hoe she likes making guys move schools for her and then dumping them the next week or 2
She did a Kendra lynch on him last week
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A male indevidual with an acceptionally large penis; that certainly knows how to please/satisfy a woman.
He is such a Jordan lynch
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the act of being lynched by the penis, scrotum, dick, cock or pubical sack.
1)We tried to Meg lynch that negro but he was able to touch the ground.
2) The cops caught him Meg Lynching a poodle.
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A very rude word. Like a kyfe bitch but worse.
friend 1: yeah she said she made out with him but all she did was suck his dick
friend 2: what a fucking lynch-wall
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