john madden

A fat fuck who is talks incoherantly about football because he is busy stuffing his face with a 8 legged mutant turkey. Looks like a manatee.

boy look at john madden stuff his face

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madden rumble

when 2 or more people get into a physical and emotional fight after the adversary loses in madden football

Toby: Noah your such a douche.
Noah: Yea ok beaner.
Toby: Just accept it, you lost and I won.
Noah: Just shut up you beaner.
Toby: Im gonna kick your fucking ass.
Noah: How do you like that Toby. Yea I just rubbed my balls all over your jersey.
Toby: Fuckin fat prick.
(They start to fight after exchanging words. Thus, causing a madden rumble!)

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John Madden

A measurement of how mad someone is.

1) From one to John Madden, how mad are you?
2) Steven is so John Madden right now, don't even talk to him.

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madden crush

term used to describe a person who while playing madden , enjoys using certain specific players in the game and all of the sudden think they are good in real life.. this is common with most sports titles and can happen when attributes are either OP or a person just has success with the player for a specific reason

john: hey brandon weeden is actually a pretty good qb
smith: WTH are you talking about he sucks and throws picks all day
john: no hes just got no help and besides in madden i threw 5000 yards with him so he must be good
smith:..... hes got a madden crush

madden bets

Bets made during the honorable playing of Madden NFL between cousins, using dares and uncomfortable situations as the stakes instead of money.

Hey bro let’s make some madden bets, every time I score a touchdown you have to streak around the basement.

Madden Bets

Bets made during the honorable playing of Madden NFL between cousins, using dares and uncomfortable situations as the stakes instead of money.

Hey bro let’s make some madden bets, every time I score a touchdown you have to streak around the basement.

Quinn Madden

There's no words to describe him. And not in a good way. He's rude to girls and shoots animals. Smh Quinn madden. Smh.

Girl : uh oh, here comes Quinn madden again.