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john madden

A fat fuck who is talks incoherantly about football because he is busy stuffing his face with a 8 legged mutant turkey. Looks like a manatee.

boy look at john madden stuff his face

by Paul February 2, 2005

171πŸ‘ 147πŸ‘Ž


madden rumble

when 2 or more people get into a physical and emotional fight after the adversary loses in madden football

Toby: Noah your such a douche.
Noah: Yea ok beaner.
Toby: Just accept it, you lost and I won.
Noah: Just shut up you beaner.
Toby: Im gonna kick your fucking ass.
Noah: How do you like that Toby. Yea I just rubbed my balls all over your jersey.
Toby: Fuckin fat prick.
(They start to fight after exchanging words. Thus, causing a madden rumble!)

by George Warshington November 10, 2007

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


John Madden

A measurement of how mad someone is.

1) From one to John Madden, how mad are you?
2) Steven is so John Madden right now, don't even talk to him.

by Blarghff November 27, 2013

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


madden bets

Bets made during the honorable playing of Madden NFL between cousins, using dares and uncomfortable situations as the stakes instead of money.

Hey bro let’s make some madden bets, every time I score a touchdown you have to streak around the basement.

by CousinF\/cker63 January 20, 2022


Madden Bets

Bets made during the honorable playing of Madden NFL between cousins, using dares and uncomfortable situations as the stakes instead of money.

Hey bro let’s make some madden bets, every time I score a touchdown you have to streak around the basement.

by CousinF\/cker63 January 20, 2022


madden crush

term used to describe a person who while playing madden , enjoys using certain specific players in the game and all of the sudden think they are good in real life.. this is common with most sports titles and can happen when attributes are either OP or a person just has success with the player for a specific reason

john: hey brandon weeden is actually a pretty good qb
smith: WTH are you talking about he sucks and throws picks all day
john: no hes just got no help and besides in madden i threw 5000 yards with him so he must be good
smith:..... hes got a madden crush

by thepetikman April 5, 2014


The Madden Bullshit

When your Playing madden. Especially madden mobile. And the CPU absolutley destroys you no matter what coverage you go into, What plays you pick and how much better your team is than theirs is. The A.I. Wipes out your team and upsets you by throwing complete hail mary's and play actions all day, meanwhile your running back only get 2-3 yards a play, Your passes get swatted and picked off nearly every time. You get sacked as if your o line is non existent, and your defense lets their running back right go through the gaps.

Greg: I was playing Madden yesterday and my Cowboys got wrecked 10-24 by the lions some how.

Liam: What can I say that's The Madden Bullshit!
Greg: God, I need to get rid of this game!

by Anonymousgamer21 November 17, 2021