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A person, usually a man, tickling an obese person, usually a woman, is performing the flab maggot.
Karen got quite angry when Bill gave her a Flab Maggot.
When someone puts their unerect penis into the womens fajjwutti and it wiggles about like a maggot in water
Here comes the maggot plunge.
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On rare occassions, a peculiar thing happens where after leaving a McDonald's sandwich in your car for an extended period of time, the meat turns into maggots.
Although most would have you believe that maggots hatch from eggs laid by flies, this is false.
Recent studies by wades have proven that maggots are a product of spontaneous generation and in fact form themselves from organic matter; in this case, meat.
There are many types of organic material that maggots are created from, however, those which form in meat, are the most frequently sighted, and it is common knowledge that they with out a doubt, do exist.
CONNOR: ..when he went back to the car, the meat had turned into maggots!!!
SMART PEOPLE: no...Connor, that doesn't make sense.
CONNOR: shut your MOUTH! i'm asking my dad!
DAD: Connor, i'm on your side, 100% because you're always right. A meat maggot...makes sense to me, because I'm a wade.
NATHAN'S SMART MOM: The flies lay their eggs in the meat.
CONNOR: *speechless*
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messing around acting lazy, unfocused; not doing what you're suppose to be doing
He was in here last night acting the maggot. Ordered a bowl of soup and fell asleep in it!
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These boaters are defined by their small boats, no etiquette, fast driving, inconsiderate, and complete mongoloids. Charter boat captains look upon these folk with disgust, ruining fishing spots and entire lakes. The water maggot vessels are normally full of googan.
Anytime the Charter boats find a good fishing spot the Water Maggots invade it shortly.
The title Meghan Markle will be given by Americans when the Queen strips her title.
Princess Maggot wants to be the American version of Royalty.
a term meaning a very white and small penis
boy: you maggot dick
boy 2: thats effed up
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