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N. A phrase coined by comedian Demetri Martin on his comedy central show "Important Things with Demetri Martin" meaning a situation where you can see the inevitable outcome.
Tom: "Hey Steve asked me if he could borrow 40 bucks yesterday"
Demetri: "Oh Yea? Thats a short sleeved magician, you know you won't be getting that back"
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When you can see what's coming.
Guy: I went over to Fred's and he asked to borrow some money.
Demetri: That Fred, he's such a short sleeved magician.
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When you are fucking a woman from behind, grasp her firmly behind the neck and fein orgasm. Simultaneously, quietly, spit onto her lower back. When she turns to view the damage, unleash with the full power of a real orgasm into her eye.
Lisa to her friend Marie: My eyes really burn!
Marie: Take out your contacts.
Lisa: No, It's because John caught me with a sneaky Pete the Magician.
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Somebody who is ginger, enjoys/enjoyed magic and is slightly retarded.
"Hey you see that guy over there? He punched my wife"
"What, the ginger guy doing magic who looks a bit thick?"
"Yeah, that ginger magician spastic!"
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"Tom called me on my birthday, then asked for twenty dollars."
"wow, that guys a real short sleeved magician."
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Somone who's very predictable
John- Can you believe tom asked me for money on my birthday?
Alex- tom's such a short sleeved magician.
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A person who has been wronged by the world often many times and has finally decided enough is enough, and uses black magic to defend themselves from the bullies of the world.
A person who seeks justice through black magic where all else has failed.
He's a born again black magician.
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