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A term used to describe someone asking for another person to spread their legs, usually women.
"Open the Mailbox for me baby girl."
It's a term which means "fuck this i'ma bomb this persons mailbox" in a funny way.
Person 1: "Fuck this i'ma ted kaczynski this niggers mailbox."
Person 2: "What the fuck!?"
When you put a McChicken from McDonald’s in someone’s mailbox with malicious intent. Originated from the idea of doing it to a person who a friend and I disliked.
“Hey man I totally Mc Mailboxed Connor the other night I wonder what his reaction was.”
When you are viewing a property to buy or an apartment to rent take a look at some of the Mailboxes next door and across the street. You want to look at the names on the Mailboxes because they give you an idea of what kind of folk you'll be living near.
I looked at a decent apartment on Tallman Street yesterday but when I ran The Mailbox Test I was shocked. When I say "Lopez"," Rodriguez", "Vazquez", and "Garcia" on the Mailbox next door I was not renting a place in that motherfucker!
During sexual intercourse right around the time of peak stimulation for the female partner. The male proceeds to insert a pre-written note inside of her vagina. Later, the female can pull it out and read what her partner has written.
Aaron: Did you finally tell that thot that you loved her?
Bill: Yeah man, I wrote it on a note and hit her with the Baltimore Mailbox!
when a dick is waxed/shaved so that the only hair present is in the surrounding area of the balls rather than the balls themselves
“She pulled down Matt’s boxers and there it was— a nice, clean, and suckable mailbox dick.”
To nut in someone
To creampie someone
Hey girl, lemme paint your mailbox tonight
Can you believe Sam let him paint his mailbox on the first date?