ballsack on my head makes me happy

a sentence used by gays or drunks at frat partys

gay: oh my goddddd ballsack on my head makes me happy!
drunk:ughh ballshack on my head makesh me happy

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wrap me in plastic and make me shine

we can make a dollhouse follow your design

lets build a dog out of sticks and twine (I gotta add "Wrap me in plastic and make me shine" so they'll let me post it-)

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suck my balls and make me cum

suck my balls and make me cum is what I tell my fellow cadet roomie to do when he gives me a blowjob.

I told Christian to suck my balls and make me cum when he gave me a blowjob earlier.

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Tongue my hole and make me cum !

"Tongue my hole and make me cum !" is what a guy says if he wants to be rimmed and have a rim-gasm.

Matt came back from the gym, got naked, flopped on his bed with his legs up and sweaty asshole exposed, and said "Tongue my hole and make me cum !

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Shut up and make me a sandwich

Something that has me on my knees in an instant.

Idk why but this one guy won't stop saying it me and its kinda hot...

What the fuck am i supposed to say back?? "Fuck you" or some bland shit like that?

This gif is my exact response to anyone tells me to go make them a sandwich.

"Shut up and make me a sandwich, cunt."

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Why did you make me do this

The most iconic line from omni man

Why did you make me do this you're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die! Think, Mark! You'll outlast every fragile, insignificant being on this planet.

Don't make me snap my fingers

"Don't make me snap my fingers"
(DMMSMF for short)

When you annoy a ghetto chick you know that this is imminent...

Usually followed by "Hold ma earrings gurl" and preceded by "oh hell no"

Shaniqua: Hey mom can you get me some candy?
Mom: No Shaniqua you're less than an idea weight already
Shaniqua: OH HELL no bitch don't make me snap my fingers!

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