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sigma males play by their own rules. no one elses. not even their own
sigma male: playing by own rules hey
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The ultimate type of male — better than alpha males, sigma males, whatever else. Endowed with immense charisma, confidence, attractiveness, willpower, and intelligence. They are very rare, it is theorized that only 0.01% of men are scrimblo males.
Because of their sheer dominance, scrimblos are often the subject of jealousy from lower males. Sometimes lower males attempt to harm or incapacitate them. The adversaries must use dirty tricks, however, for none can hope to defeat a scrimblo male in a forthright struggle.
The rarity of scrimblo males means most of them will never meet another scrimblo. When they do, however, they treat each other with respect, recognizing a fellow scrimblo king.
Common signs of a scrimblo male: Enjoys jigsaw puzzles. Like to collect cool rocks. Volunteers at animal shelters.
Dave: Becky's been flirting with me, I'm gonna hit her up on Insta tonight.
Eric: Don't bother. I heard Sam's interested in her.
Dave: Sam? The scrimblo male? Please say you're kidding.
Eric: Nope. Frankly, I'm surprised she hasn't started dating him already.
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They often have ginormous shlongs and which they never get to use because they are so hideous. To be classified as a tau male one must have an IQ of well above 130, have at most 5 moms, own a 2003 Miata with truck nuts, and have canted wheels at 135° centigrade.
Did you se that ugly geek, he probably can put on his pants in the morning because his cock is so big. Such a tau male!!?
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The period where a male experiences a flush/readjustment of hormones. Obviously they do not bleed, but he does experince IMS Irritable Male Syndrome.
Similar to PMS. They can gain weight, be highly moody, and have an increase or decrease in sexual drive.
"Why is Jimmy so moody lately?"
"He always gets like this around the first two weeks of the month. I'm pretty sure it's his male-period."
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The introverted alpha male. They do not conform to society standards and rather think for themselves. Sigmas have many traits often correlated with an alpha male. Although they can appear quiet to those who do not know them, they are actually outgoing once you speak to them. These people are on a similar hierarchy to an alpha male, although they are simply less extroverted and are more in tune with themselves.
Person 1: He’s quiet for an alpha male
Person 2: I think a sigma male is a better term
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The emotional tears from toxic masculine person’s fragile egos
His male tears flowed as he explained why the woman was not above him though she paid the bills.
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Unusual name for a male, but for the men that do share this name, wow. A total heartthrob. Extremely good looking, too. Will amaze you with his gorgeously toned singing voice and his large, intense brown eyes. Is hardworking, smart, virtuous, and very humble. An extremely respectable guy who respects everyone around him too. Quiet and reserved, yet the sun seems to shine the brightest and the birds seem to chirp the happiest when he's smiling.
"Have you met Kay (male)?" "No, who is he?" "Only the most perfect man to walk the earth."