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When u play with a girl and she plays with u
I’m get a dirty Mallory and Blake
Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).
*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
Omg its Mallory's Ice Cream Day!! I better walk to Ben & Jerry's and get her some Cherry Garcia!
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the best person in the world
someone nice but a little weird and a bit crazy but still not that many boys like her but i do she is someone that is hard to live without she will always and forever be special
- someone
I love that Mallory Bewley
A general term for the girlfriend of a relevant boy. Normally the girlfriend is someone you have never heard of and the boy barely talks about her. Often blonde and fake tanned and lives a town over.
Why are you texting me ? Aren’t you supposed to be with Mallory.
AKA Your Majesty
shawty fine, the best, top of the line, one of a kind & she damn sure knows how to stimulate minds! The word REAL doesn't exist without Mallory being the definition of it. Sweet enough to lend an open ear & mind but she will never sugar coat sh*t! Catch her when she cares & she'll be loyal til the end. But break her trust & she'll break that snaggle tooth right out your broke irrelevant unworthy stank booty ass mouth
Everyone: Mallory? Sorry! Mallory My Majesty? Sorry!