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malte binz

The most handsome guy there is. He loves to ride kickbikes! Check his instagram @malt_scooterzz for scooter tricks! He loves to game and has a class who revolves around love and relationship. He loves do Dance as well. He's loyal and is a great secret keeper. It's like he sticks the secret up his ass and locks it in so no one will ever get to know it. He is a great friend and can occasionally make you laugh so hard you dont have any breath left. I forgot to name that he's also Swedish with clear blue eyes and pure blond hair! He loves the sumer and is basically always happy! He's dirty minded AS FUCK but it puts smiles on peoples faces. He loves to make pople laugh.

In conclusion Malte Binz is a great guy! :D

by MrSSMMS May 19, 2017


chocolate malted turtle

When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion

I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick

by Snarf snarf January 19, 2016


Malte Schäfers

The Person the most enormous penis in the history of the universe (the same length like Russia). Moreover he's really good at flirting and fucking. Most women like exspecially his gorgeous six pack, beautiful face and scrunch butt. Since Malte's sex appeal is out of this world, even hetrosexual men fall in love with him.

Malte Schäfers

by Lofor October 5, 2017


Malt

An Arabic adjective to define a person that does stupid acts, or in other words, an Arabic word meaning dumbass (in Arabic: ملط)

Person 1: DUDE, ADAM JUST CALLED MS DALIA A BITCH TO HER FACE. Well, he got suspended for it BUT STILL!
Person 2: huh, malt

by Ligmadude June 7, 2022


Malt

Malt is an acronym for massive ass, luscious tits

Chrale:Oi oi u malt

Jess: thanks char

by Ju1 June 8, 2019


Malt

Doing the dumbest thing ever... being the stupidest person ever

I just pull a malt by soaking my watermelon in water to add flavor

by ralphpeabody25 January 31, 2023


Malt Ball Malding

Malt Ball Malding refers to black bald people who mald (mald meaning angry and bald)

*bald black man getting angry*
Me: calm down, stop Malt Ball Malding

by boomergee. June 10, 2023