Mantis Chop

A fast moving, flat handed, finger stab, from the bent elbo position. A Mantis chop is usually deployed to the chest, but under extreme circumstances it is ideal to Mantis Chop the neck. When Mantis Chopping it is common for the striking Mantis to yell "Mantis Chop" with high pitch emphasis on the word "Mantis."

"If Elliot eats the last slice of pizza I swear I'm gonna Mantis Chop his neck."

"Ashley! God Damn it! Quite Mantis Chopping me!"

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Manty (the Panty)

to brutally make love/ravage the anus of a poor defenseless animal

Hey, get off that dog, you Manty!

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penny mantis

A homosexual man who bites the head off of its prey after having long hours of hot, steamy sex. Also known to be on the prowl for it's prey after dusk.

the Penny Mantis has struck again!

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ass mantis

mantis which lives on the front covers of maths books.

i've got your ass mantis

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Dupreying mantis

noun - a predator, particularly sexually on small children (7-10 years). Tends to favor the anus over other body parts. Enjoys giving Cleveland Steamers and making slaths.

1. Douglas is a Dupreying mantis and he got arrested for sexual predation.
2. There was a law passed to arrest all of the Dupreying mantisses because of their tendencies.

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mantis ass punch

To punch a man in the testicles from behind causing him to freeze. Traditionally a game played by college students and Navy seamen. Similiar to the Man-Check gender verification is established. The objective is to establish dominance by punching a fellow from behind while yelling "MANTIS" causing him to buckle up or freeze. You recieve bonuses if you mantis your opponent while he has an audience.

"look...Johnson is giving a newcommers briefing, *punch* 'MANTIS' you were served by a mantis ass punch."

"How a bout a game of Mantis"

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praying mantis style

With the woman laying on her stomach and a pillow placed under the pelvis and the legs spread at a 45 degree angle, intercourse from behind while stimulating the clitoris with the right hand, which is placed between the pelvis and pillow.

Laura gave two thumbs up after being pleasured via the praying mantis style.

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