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Markus is a synonym for a autistic black man with a huge schlong
"Look at that big black man with a huge cock! He is such a Markus"
"I want to be a Markus
That guy who you'll hear talking about Nazis, war, and hitler hentai
Mr. Paul Kolodziejlck said that Markus was talking about how the Nazis could fuck anyone over
Beta. Has been rejected 3 times in 3 years. Literally tells his crushes to stop talking to other boys.
Person1: i have a crush on someone.
Person2: oooO, is it Markus?
Person1: no ew wtf
Markus is sexiest guy in the universe, who cares about everybody and wants to be everyones friend. He has a massive D and is ripped as hell. Girls wuldn't want to miss out on this guy.
OMG have you seen Markus today he looks so sexy in that Nike tech Fleece?
markus is the biggest shagger in town. he is so shaggy and lazy. markus would probably float on top of water because he is the biggest shagger in town. nobody is a bigger sagger then markus
markus is the biggest shagger in town
Markus is synonymous with being the ultimate male, a so called ”giga chad”. Markus is locally known as an ”animal” in Sweden.
”You are such a f****** Markus”
Absolutely wonderful man. You would be crazy to do him wrong because he definitely is one of a kind. Once your close to him and he figures you out, he is loyal, silly, affectionate, real, and honest. Very handsome guy who dresses really well. Works hard and is good with money. Smart, he likes to research everything which is great. Can be quiet and observant at times but that’s because he is thinking and putting whatever’s going together. Not typically an aggressive guy but, he’s very sweet and more so introverted, he doesn’t want any trouble or drama near him, he prefers peace. You still don’t want to make him angry or disrespect him, the dark side is for sure there so, just keep it cool. If you have a Markus around, appreciate him, love him, be honest with him because you won’t find another.
Markus: “ I want some Dunkin”
Olivia: “ what you want from there?”
Markus: “ you know what I like”
Olivia : (smiles) “ Vanilla Chai and 10 jelly filled munchkins”
Markus: *starts twerkin*