A sad and lonely individual, who usually takes the name "Mars" for shame of their "real" name, the Italian flavoured "MARIO".
Friends love their "Mars", despite their true name shame and their pathetic, puerile sense of humour.
A "Mars" will often attempt to "roll" his friends, but his lame attempts at comedic "rolling" is more usually relegated to the catergory of "loser".
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A very rude person, who can't keep friends, and makes everyone else's friends on the spot because she lost all of hers the night before when she told them off for telling her the truth.
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One of the most under-rated guitarists in the world. He's a guitar prodigy. Almost as good as good as Slash, if not better. He's so awesome and Motley Crue rules.
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Guitarist for the 80's metal band Motley Crue. His real name is Bob Allen Deal and has a daughter named Stormy Deal and a son, Les Paul Deal.
Was very intelligent by saying "Christmas" was a stupid name for a band.
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...the closest you will ever get to the best music ever invented.
The Mars Volta is an eargasm addiction, give me my daily fix of vitamins T-M-V now!
Everything else just sounds so...boring
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Prog-like band which fuses prog, blues, a bit of jazz, and of course, internal headphone gravy. Some despise them. Some bow to them. All and all, a great band regardless.
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