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So hungry you could eat starbucks and a fast food snack
Tum Tum: im starvin marvin already, like, im not hungry really. i want a starbucks and a fast food snacky
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a place to live that is low cost
a place that is government housing
a place where a lot of people can live
a place that has people moving in and out a lot
The price to live at Marvin Gardens isn't so much as it is to live elsewhere.
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"messy marvin"- person who masturbates and doesn't have the common curtesy to clean up their ejaculate.
I often slip in jizz by the toilet, because my brother is a very messy marvin.
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TEH FUCKER NEVER DOES HIS GODDAMN HOMEWORK AND HE ALWAYS SITS ON HIS DESK IN ADVISEMENT, SO I GIVE HIM 70's ON ALL HIS PAPERS, HAHAHAHAH
-Mrs. Dawn Smith
My gay lover.
-Everyone at Canisius
The best basketball player who made me what I am today.
-Greg Kohls
Some starving Ethopian kid.
-Everyone else in the world
Starvin Marvin needs to eat something.
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Note: receiver has to have green shit to perform this move
When the giver has anal sex with the receiver then pulls their penis out and rubs their penis all over the receivers face in a painting motion smearing the receivers shit all over there face.
I was feeling real gassy so I asked bob from accounting to fuck me in the ass. When he was done he complained about his dick being green so I made him paint me to look like Marvin the Martian
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A term for when a male prematurly ejaculates into a womans vagina, and to make up for it eats her out on the spot.
I really wish Jim had let me clean up before he did the second half of a quick marvin...
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