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Mateo Giraldo Nationalism

The most epic and dankest type of nationalism around. So true! Many such cases!

Mateo Giraldo Nationalism is inevitable.

by Whatdoesbasedmean November 8, 2021


mateo bringas

dude who sits next to carto in 2nd period science

vidhyuth: omg is that mateo bringas

by vvukong November 8, 2021


mateo minus

when rsurf player "iiuvmoonpies" takes a world record but only minuses it by a very miniscule amount.

"hey i got world record"
"what map?"
"kitsune"
"yeah mateo just mateo minus'ed it by -0.001"

by Junglebeek February 22, 2024


Mateo Vargas

Top g with more money than Dane Ditlev

Mateo Vargas is hot asf -London

by Tickledurgirlspickle September 7, 2022


Mateo Mechas

This guy is literally the funniest and weirdest person you'll ever meet. He's the literal definition of "him". He's really cute (I may or may not have a crush on him) and literally so many girls were head over heels for him but he acts gay mostly (even though I asked his friends and they said he wasn't). He's really good at every single sport, and is super supportive of everyone (mostly). Yk, the only thing I really need in life is him. He's just, amazing, cute, kind, funny, dirty-minded, german-canadian, and just, the hottest and most hilarious guy you'll ever meet. I don't know if I'll ever tell him how much I love him, but I feel like he knows although he doesn't show it. Well, whatever he does in life, I know he'll be successful and definitely have a gf (or bf lol) cuz his personality is the best I've ever met :)

Girl: If only he knew how much I liked him...
Girl 2: Wait you like him?? I said that I liked him
Girl 3: Guys what're you talking about he's the most clueless and funny guy on earth
Girl and Girl 2: That's why we have the biggest crush on him!!
Boy: Ugh, why does everyone like that freaky ass weird kid with amazing hair??
Boy: Oh yeah, that's just Mateo Mechas, the perfect guy who's goofy as fuck

by the person everyone forgets... December 3, 2024


Mateo solis

Mateo solis is usually a person with a big dick and gets any bitch he wants.

girl: OMG i bet he had a big dick

Mateo solis is usually a person with a big dick and gets any bitch he wants.

girl: OMG i bet he had a big dick

by Mateo solis November 23, 2021


Mateo Luka

Mateo Luka is a very big spast but he has a very perfect girlfriend and that is the only thing he can be proud of.

Hey that is Mateo Luka

- Whos that? His name sounds very stupid

by theLionKingggg November 22, 2021