The most epic and dankest type of nationalism around. So true! Many such cases!
Mateo Giraldo Nationalism is inevitable.
dude who sits next to carto in 2nd period science
vidhyuth: omg is that mateo bringas
when rsurf player "iiuvmoonpies" takes a world record but only minuses it by a very miniscule amount.
"hey i got world record"
"what map?"
"kitsune"
"yeah mateo just mateo minus'ed it by -0.001"
Top g with more money than Dane Ditlev
Mateo Vargas is hot asf -London
This guy is literally the funniest and weirdest person you'll ever meet. He's the literal definition of "him". He's really cute (I may or may not have a crush on him) and literally so many girls were head over heels for him but he acts gay mostly (even though I asked his friends and they said he wasn't). He's really good at every single sport, and is super supportive of everyone (mostly). Yk, the only thing I really need in life is him. He's just, amazing, cute, kind, funny, dirty-minded, german-canadian, and just, the hottest and most hilarious guy you'll ever meet. I don't know if I'll ever tell him how much I love him, but I feel like he knows although he doesn't show it. Well, whatever he does in life, I know he'll be successful and definitely have a gf (or bf lol) cuz his personality is the best I've ever met :)
Girl: If only he knew how much I liked him...
Girl 2: Wait you like him?? I said that I liked him
Girl 3: Guys what're you talking about he's the most clueless and funny guy on earth
Girl and Girl 2: That's why we have the biggest crush on him!!
Boy: Ugh, why does everyone like that freaky ass weird kid with amazing hair??
Boy: Oh yeah, that's just Mateo Mechas, the perfect guy who's goofy as fuck
Mateo solis is usually a person with a big dick and gets any bitch he wants.
girl: OMG i bet he had a big dick
Mateo solis is usually a person with a big dick and gets any bitch he wants.
girl: OMG i bet he had a big dick
Mateo Luka is a very big spast but he has a very perfect girlfriend and that is the only thing he can be proud of.
Hey that is Mateo Luka
- Whos that? His name sounds very stupid