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He is a short, fuzzy, and resembles a Hobbit. They often run into the street where they will spin in circles and yell before walking back onto the sidewalk. Matt's are very shy creatures, and will usually run from any form of anything like a little girl.
Here we see the wild Matt, grazing on the tall grass, as the lion approaches the Matt runs away, the lion is left to starve
-David Attenborough
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Smart, funny, charming, and adorable. At first, he'll seem like he really cares about you, but after a week, he'll dump you for your best friend. Matt's usually are short, skinny band geeks with the most amazing brown eyes ever. Usually has a beautiful smile, and the sexiest voice in the world. They will say that they love you, and treat you like a princess. They usually tire of you quickly, and if you were stupid enough to believe their lies, your heart will get ripped to pieces. It is impossible to stop loving a Matt, no matter how much you hate him. A complete player that should never be trusted.
My last boyfriend was such a Matt, but I still love him.
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(Verb) To send a girl a text message saying "are you okay?" Because you didn't have balls to say it in person
Ellie: so ... he Matt-ed me AGAIN last night.
Nick: ahahaha good shit what a cuckold.
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Matt will make the best boyfriend, wild, crazy, beautiful, if you ever have a Matt in your life consider yourself lucky. He has a caring heart who holds open doors. Carefree, loving who is also very playfully nurturing. He is very strong and always has a smile on his face Matt makes you feel so alive and free
Girl: who is your boyfriend
Girl2: Matt
Girl: wow I got to get me a Matt too
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Caucasian savage who has long eyebrows and a gap bigger then the amount of immigrants From Africa
" wow this guys gap is huge" wow he must be a matt
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An extremely salty guy. He doesn't let his memes be dreams. Born from the sea he posses powers of extreme anger and saltiness. If someone crosses him, expect a face of thunder and somewhere in the world, a wall is punched. Don't let walls fall to this terrible fate.... don't enrage the salt God.
Friend: I forgot to pay matt.
Friend 2: goodbye my friend...
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