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Hot German boy who lives in Queensland with is very hot sister
Clearly big bootys run in matty Townsend’s family
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Matty is a horrible person he is usually the ceo of a big establishment and he is very mean and bossy he is smelly and he likes abusing/harassing women
EWWW MATTY IS UGLY
EWWW MARRT’S SO SMELLY
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A god amongst men and a beautiful human being.
Commonly seen in joggers and a variety of puma and shark t-shirts.
“Did you see Mattie Lee?”
“Yeah he gave me a right hard-on”
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This word describes a person of great athletic ability. This person can hit 450ft piss rockets and throw low 90s with ease. They can also max bench 400lbs and they are mostly likely to be found in their basement sweating from either working out and eating protein or taking dubs in fortnite.
Is that Matty ice that just hit a 450ft bomb.
Did Matty ice just take a 15 kill solo dub while benching 300lbs.
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a name given to a guy with impecably stylish hair, he is amazing with women and is a very quite person. So when women talk he sits there and listens like a good boy. This really turns the women on and he get more casual sex becuase of it. This man is sort of like a godly robot all men should look up to.
Hugh Jackman is a Matty Patty
Ryan Gosling is also a Matty Patty
That creepy fat man living in your mothers basement playing DnD is not a Matty Patty.
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The act of shoving a cactus up your ass while you cut off blood circulation to you penis.
Damn I can’t sit down after pulling a dirty mattie
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north east celeb. hardest cunt in NE. runs the NE16 area. Hardcore gangsta at 13. You will find him at the back gates of any school he’s been expelled from.
Lad 1: There’s a pagger at back gates
Lad 2: who with
Lad 1: guess
Lad 2: matty broon
Lad 1: aye
scenario 2:
lad 1: don’t walk back gates matty broons there he’s off his head. he will head but you he’s a mad cunt!!!
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