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maxim drisdelle

Greatest person ever, has to tuck his penis in his sock to avoid stepping on it or tripping others

Basically, if your name is Maxim Drisdelle, you're basically the king of romancing women.

Guy 1: "who's! Is that who I think it is?!"
Guy 2: "yeah, that's Maxim Drisdelle, king of romancing women. Be carful not to trip though! It looks like he forgot to sock the cock today"

by AZGAD February 21, 2018


Maximal two day

22.02.2022
Twenty second of the February, of the year 2022. It's also a palindrome.
It's an only date with full twos that you're going to witness in your life. Next one will be in 200 years, from then you have 18 thousand years or 20 thousand years for it to happen, a maximal two day.

Hey man! I will never see a maximal two day again because of you, that's why I'm going to take a number two on your car.

by derDybuk November 12, 2021


Maxime Gagnon

funny, odd guy who is triing to find his place in this vast world. wondering the world trying to find a wher he fits in. he has been trying to find his people for 11 years he dreams of one day fiting in.

Max, an odd kid trying to find his place in the world

there is none for Maxime Gagnon

by ZeroDoesStuff October 15, 2021


A Maximally Informed Decision

And also, FALSE Russell.

Hym "You are right that who the heroes and villains are DOESN'T matter. Which is why obfuscating the 2 ISN'T GOING TO WORK. I need to be able to make a MAXIMALLY INFORMED DECISION. If obfuscating to try and trick me 'Maximally informing me?' No. It isn't."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2025


Maxim Van Dessel

The Sexiest and funiest man alive, every girl wants him. He's strong, handsome, smart and talentand, Everyone wants the be his friend.

Maxim Van Dessel for president of Belgium

by MaxLover2002 November 23, 2021


Maxime De Geest

MAXIME IS MARRIED WITH DYLAN O’BRIEN <3

OMG LOOK IT’S MAXIME DE GEEST

by justmesayingthetruth January 01, 2022


Maximizing-Frugalist

Someone who has traits of a Maximizer (A maximizer is an individual who consistently seeks the optimal outcome for any endeavor or purchase.) and a Frugalist. (Frugal emphasizes being saving, sometimes excessively saving, especially in such matters as food or dress, bills.: Doesn't purchase unnecessary things. Thrifty)

Maximizing-Frugalist may have unnecessary purchases, but will not let the money on the item go to waste;
Buying a guitar and insisting to learn daily.
Using batteries until they no longer turn on any device.
Using a single use .50c shaver until you no longer can.

Minimizing bills; going without extra channels on TV.

Choosing a minimal phone plan, gas for the remainder of the week, making half of a frozen pizza.

As a maximizing-frugalist, I am careful with my money and make sure i get my monies worth from all that i can.

by Sumbliss June 15, 2023