medical school

The place where Rich white kids, smart Asian kids, and horny Indian kids come to learn that Biochemistry is the subject of Satan. Oftentimes, these 4 years reflect regret in not learning Korean (to decipher professors) instead of learning Spanish (to decipher your patients). These 4 years are filled with defining "firsts" Ex: First time White Kid A screwed an Asian Girl. First time Indian Kid A got laid period. First time Asian girl tried lesbian porn to pay for her abusive boyfriend's car insurance.
Overall: any prolonged experience that includes alcohol, 8am clinics with rectal exams, lab coats with unexplainable stains, and unsurmountable debt.

I went to Dental School because I did not get into Medical School.

I attend Medical School because my Indian father told me he would send me to India to get married if I didn't.

Did you need a refill for that Vicodin? No problem, I went to medical school for a reason; to become a Board Certified drug dealer.

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Green Medic

another slang word for marijuana

green medic

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Battle Medic

a Medic player in Team Fortress 2 that primarily uses the Crusader's Crossbow to attack enemies instead of heal teammates. Success is not guaranteed but hate from your team is.

player : Guys we got a battle medic on our team
plyaer 2 : Goddammit

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medical terminology

an absurd blend of dog Latin, anglicized Greek, and bastardized mumbo-jumbo fragments of various other languages used by physicians and wannabe physicians solely for the purpose of establishing dominance in clinical interactions with those outside the medical community.

The patient came into my office acting like he knew his anus from a hole in the ground, but I threw some medical terminology at him to make him feel uneducated and vulnerable.

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chillaxation medication

medication required to achive maximum chillax mode

dude quit being a gaybot and take some chillaxation medication

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Combat Medic

The drunk guy who goes around finishing all the half empty beers, wounded soldier, at the end of a party.

Don't leave a wounded soldier behind...

Don't worry the combat medic will take care of them.

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medical masturbation

Medical cure for blue balls outlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis.

Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.

Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.

Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.

Patient: ???

Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.

Patient: I fucking love you!

(Patient hugs Doc)

Doc: Just doing my job.

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