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Megan is beautiful. On the outside. Only on the outside. At first, she’ll be great. She’ll be your friend for a while then, suddenly, she won’t. She’ll purposely exclude you, saying how amazing her friends are and mentioning every name- except yours- and looking straight at you while doing it. Lies about wishing you happy birthday or merry christmas. And you can’t say anything, otherwise you’ll be labeled as jealous. But what does it matter? You lost your remaining two friends because of Megan.
No offense to any Megan’s, I’m sure a lot of you are great. I was hurt by a Megan though so I felt like making this, I have no bitterness to any of you, save the one that hurt me.
“Who’s Megan?”
“The girl who pretended to be my friend, then stole my friends.”
“Aw, that’s awful. I’m sorry.”
An incredible girl Who is passionate about everything. She will care for you and make you luang so hard you won’t be able to breathe. She’s is funny and outgoing but she also is very sensitive and emotional but she will still fight for what’s right.
Guy: “have you seen Megan anywhere?”
Girl: “she’s either at a party, having a mental breakdown, or saving the world.”
Guy: “dang... she’s pretty incredible!”
the hottest person in the history of the earth she is absolutely stunning mostly tend to be violent they are girls who have either massive trust issues and tiny tits or huge tits and no trust issues. If u meet a megan wife her asap she will be the most loyal person ever.
person 1: yo that girl over there has massive tits
person 2: she’s probably a megan
person 3: mate wife her asap she’ll be super loyal
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marvel enthusiast with the ultimate Lego collection which she will sacrifice herself for
Paul Dano stan
Likes Robert Downy Jr even though he is a butch lesbian
the bus doesn't drive Megan, Megan drives the bus.
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A woman that eats your soul and bathes in the blood of virgins. Who would kill you just as fast as rape you if your hot. Always undressed you with her eyes and lets you know about it by her smile. Got kick out of hell from torching people too good (also stole a sandwich). And is now secretly trying to rule the whole world.
Person 1:OH GOD NO IT'S MEGAN....RUUUUUN
Person 2: OH NOOOOO WHY ME!?!
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will flirt with any boy who has a pulse, better watch your boyfriend because she will steal him in a heartbeat. is small with a big personality, has weird taste in clothes and food. you can only spend a little time with megan because she will tire you out.
person: is that megan coming
other person: yes, quick hide your boyfriend!
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Awesome, cute, and absolutely hilarious. She is the most gorgeous girl you have ever seen. She is like a Disney princess, she is brave and adventurous. She loves donuts and going to hotels. She is the frickin' kindest person you will ever meet.
That girl over their, she is just ... I can't even explain it. I know, she is such a Megan.
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