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Ah,leave Mel alone.
I guess he has some strange Catho-holic beliefs but he's a well meaning dude.
Mel has made some cool movies and also some stinkers.
I haven't seen the Passion movie but I bet any person of the Jewish faith could get along with the guy.He's not a bad guy.He's not a monster!
If he goes German on you let me know and I'll badmouth the shit out of him.
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When you have gone through horrific trauma, and a strong, wealthy, successful black man befriends you, tells you how proud he is of you, and wins over your trust, right before he interrupts you on a phone conversation to let you know he has been masturbating and is about to ejaculate. This is followed by the sound of a baby gorilla screaming in the phone for 5-10 seconds.
So this nice guy that I had been talking to for a few weeks seemed like a real sweetheart, but then he "Mel Tuckered" me and jacked off in the middle of me telling him about my favorite childhood memory.
A jew who made "Hitler on Ice" and "Jews in Space", all for comedic purposes of course. ^_^
"Yeah if I were jewish I'd kill him."
-some dumbass in my school
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A subject that frusterated leftists can vent their blind hatred here at UrbanDictionary.com.
I loved reading some of these spiteful "definitions" from so-called "tolerant" folks.
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To pretend to be something your entire life (amid suspicion that you are in some way hiding something or are out and out lying), and then have your true feelings and beliefs revealed by simply adding alcohol.
TOM: (drunkenly) You know what Sam? Yer a fuckin' jerk and
I've always thought so...ya bastard. (hic) Eat shit...
SAM: Whoa! What was that? Just yesterday, you told me I
was your best friend. You are totally pulling a Mel
on me.
TOM: (hic) That's right, bitch. I'm gonna pull a Mel on
you. A drunk man's word's are a
sober man's thoughts. I hate you...
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Amazing. Beautiful, stunning blue eyes, and olive skin.This is a person easy to love and spend all your time with.Mel is a little corky or different from others, which makes her all the more special. Anyone one that knows a Mel feels lucky to know her. Mel's have a raging obsession with turtles.
person 1: "Did you see that girl? She was just so...wow!"
person 2: "I know right shes such a Mel H
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One of the most noble and valiant heroes of the 21st Century. He had the balls to endure the ignorant anti-semite backlash and the inevitable media acidbath to make his labor-of-love dream project: The Passion of The Christ. You see, he could've just rested on his laurels for the rest of his life, like any good coward would do--he chose to spend thirty million dollars out of his OWN POCKET to make TPoTC. It could've easily ruined him beyond redemption--the movie became one of the highest grossers of all time, despite a brutal R-rating and undeserved lambasting from apallingly hypocritical "professional" critics who complained it was too violent(Even though they had no problem with the violence in Kill Bill). Just like how Jesus died for us, Mel Gibson endured the endless backlash to bring us a straightforward and brutal depiction of his death. A true, benevolent hero.
And a kickass comedy/action/drama actor too.
Mel Gibson = Jesus Christ
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