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To put a melon in a microwave long enough to warm it in and out. Then cut a hole in it and proceed to have sex with it. (only for the MOST desperate of people).
I think i will microwave a melon and have sex with it.
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The act of two male individuals painting or carving their dream girls faces on each side of a watermelon including a hole for the mouth. The two individuals proceed to face fuck there masterpiece until they touch dicks in the middle.
"What did you guys end up doing last night?"
"Not much. Just watched a movie with those two hot chics in it. Then we both sculpted their faces on a watermelon did some melon mashing. Ramming Ryans dick half way through the melon was kinda fucked!"
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A women with extremly large breasts which resemble the size of Watermelons.
Damn she has fine titty melon.
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big, round, juicy tits
fat girls do not have these!!!
Gary: Did you see the flesh melons on that babe?
Bill: I would've sucked the sin out of them!
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Woodkirk rules: A game between 2 or more guys where they cut a hole in a melon just big enough for their limp cocks, they then stick them in and the first one to get a hard on and crack their melon wins
Girlfriend; your cock tastes like fruit
Guy; i was melon cracking last night
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The sexiest girl with the biggest follower count on twitch
U wish u could smell rimΔ« melones panties
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