Something you would say to someone with the unfortunate disposition of sharing a birthday with Jesus Christ.
Merry-Happy Birthsmas, Sorry you had to be born on a holiday...
A perfectly acceptable christmas wish between friends and estranged relatives. However, if refused warrants expulsion from ones facebook friends list.
Abe: Merry Fuckin Christmas Ashley, and God bless.
Ashley: Thats inappropriate Abe!
Abe: Wow bitch don't big league me, bitch.
Ashley: (No Response)
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When 1 guy fucks a guy in the ass, and then that guy fucks another guy in the ass and on and on until the last guy is back around fucking the 1st guy in the ass until they are all connected like a circle.
Bob, Robert, Bill, William, and Billiam made a merry-go-round.
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The word used for rhymes sung on the merry-go-round.
Let's sing a merry-go-rhyme: Faster, faster, we need another master.
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When you prop a girl on your penis and you spin her around, while playing/singing creepy carnival music.
I gave that bitch the merry go round last night, and she was real dizzy!
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Like a train that keeps coming around and around again. The fun never stops.
"you niggaz wanna run a train on that bitch?"
"Fuck that, I got 5 hours to spare, let's make it a merry-go-round!"
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The catch-22 of Fear-fucking and Sexual Bulimia.
Sexual behaviour that insults the term "Slut."
Ashley has had five abortions in one year. She is not a booty-call, she has descended into the park of the Merry-Go-Pound which makes her as exclusive as a public restroom, this has led to the see-saw syndrome.
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