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Another way of saying your are super bored. Boredom of this degree only happens on 3 day weekends and during the summer.
Ronn: Yo man, what up?
J-Dawg: Dude, im killing in Mexico. I havent left this chair in 2 hours
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A woman who gets married in Mexico (or another country) where it’s not legally binding in the United States.
She insisted on getting married so he made her a Mexico Wife so she couldn’t later divorce him and take his cash.
The area between the Mexican border, and the nearest checkpoint in the United States.
Its called that because this area is inhabited by Mexicans. (close to 85%) Since there are a lot of Mexicans, there are a lot of Mexican heritage in the area making some areas look and feel like Mexico, and also at times speak border language.(i.e Tex-Mex)
"Hey man where are we? There's a lot more Mexicans then white people."
"We past the checkpoint in Falfuras. We're now in Pre-Mexico"
The act of slicing and handling hot peppers then fingering your female partner
I was slicing peppers all day then fingered my girlfriend. I gave her the ol Mexico handshake
New Mexico State Laws say that if a woman puts a collar on a man, she now owns him as a slave.
"Did you see Lee the other day? Dude had a collar on."
"Yeah, it's because his psycho ass girlfriend pulled a New Mexico."
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A secretive, well planned out death list. The people on this list will be taken to Mexico by the writer of the list, or the author's accomplices, fed to sharks, and have their valuables placed in the huts of Mexican peasants, thus absolving the actualy murdered of all blame.
Examples of the type of people on this list would include people your boyfriend has cheated on you with, your 'uncle' Teddy who always stares at your chest, and that gypsy who stole your wallet. More trivial offenders may also be subject to death by the Mexico List.
'Wow, it's that girl who did my boyfriend while I was on vacation last summer! I'm putting her on my Mexico List!'
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