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A public ivy league school in Ohio with a lot of white snobbish rich people located in Oxford, Ohio that's more than 120 years older than the University of Miami, Florida.
There are some amazingly gorgeous women that goto that school. Dress code there is monogrammed J.Crew with gears wearing pearls and pink popped collars.
The campus is one of the most beautiful in the nation.
I'm goin' to Miami University, Miami of Ohio dawg!
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Miami University (colloquially and incorrectly referred to as Miami of Ohio) is a selective coeducational American public university founded in 1809 in the university town of Oxford, Ohio. It is considered one of the original eight Public Ivies listed by Richard Moll in 1985.
I attended Miami University, incorrectly dubbed Miami of Ohio, a far finer institution than the State U's and Criminal U's that dislike our alma mater.
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A foursome gangbang with a ratio of 3 men and 1 woman in which the men try to finish but can't. Similar to a Houdini, they pretend to finish and throw their tears all over her back. When she turns around, they give excuses why they could get her a ring.
All we could give her was some Miami Heat.
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Don't be fooled. North Miami is not Miami at all. If you like not getting mugged, don't live here. If you like decent people, don't live here. If you like having peace and quiet and not hearing sirens 24/7, don't live here. If gunshots scare you, don't live here. In fact, I just heard two gunshots while writing this. Miami is also pretty dangerous, probably more dangerous, but at least it has something going for it. North Miami sucks. There's nothing here. "Hey I'm going on vacation to North Miami" said nobody ever.
I just got mugged in North Miami last night.
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Two people that attend Miami University located in Oxford, Ohio that probably started out having a Pre-Med major and a Business Major, but as usual they both ended up graduating with a communication major. They probably talk all the time about how they kissed under the arch located under Upham Hall when the clock struck midnight. What they don't talk about is how they got sloshed every Friday and Saturday night at Brick Street, a local night club in Oxford. Any offspring they have have to go to Miami University, otherwise, the Miami Mergers will disown them.
Dad: Did you know that your Mom and I are Miami Mergers.
Son: If I hear this fucking story one more time Dad I will lose my shit.
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A Jewish guy who dates/marries an Italian girl, and then thinks that he too is Italian.
Ends up dressing in Italian flag coats/shirts, puts an Italian flag sticker on car, tries to speak in Italian, drinks nothing but Italian coffee, cheers for Italy during the World Cup, names children Italian names, ect.
Murray Schwartz has been wearing that Italian flag T-shirt ever since he married Rossita....I can't hang out with that Miami Sammy anymore.
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The act of taking a crap on a person's back while they are laying out in the sun, leaving a nice pile of shit tan line.
Jon left a steaming "J" on April's back, she's gonna have one hell of a Miami Steamer tan when she wakes up.
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