mika , a mid person who we all thought was good , but really wasn't.
Mika mid was a bad person basically.
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mika >>>>>>
A person who enjoys eating kfc
Broo mika just won the kfc eating competition!!!!
The name Mika is for people who think they are amazing but are actually NOT!!!. I can confirm,, I have an egotistic friend.
mika the sweetest and cutest person ever!!!! Lov mika. Very much. If u meet a mika you will be very thankful that theyre ure friend. Moka is very cute and i lov mika alot
person: mika is so nice to their friends
person: right! they are also very funny
A big juicy snail who like to shit on herself and eat poop in her free time.
one of a Mika habits is to throw feces on people's face. Usually you can find a Mika inside her house far away from people crying herself to sleep.
Charlie: Hey you have to stop shit on yourself, stop being a Mika!
Jason: yooo, look at this big fat snail here, I bet she is a Mika
A Mikas is a huge muscular sexy guy. Mikas is sexy enough to take all the girls at once, and even play football on the side.
A Mikas is a alpha male with a humongous shlong, some say the biggest in the world?
People with the name Mikas are not allowed in the shlong benchpress championship.
A Mikas also is very kind towards all girls, like a gentleman, and has a great sense of humour, which he doesn't hide from the girls.
All with the name Mikas feels like their own humor and jokes are bad.
Example 1.
Person 1: I bet Mikas could take any girl he wants.
Person 2: i wouldn't bet you on that!
Example 2.
Girl 1: Wow his name is Mikas? Now it makes sense why his shlong is so giant!
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it matches his personality.