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Some one who makes jokes soo horrible that you can't help but laugh at the joke and especially them.
"Man you totally miked that joke faggot"
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a man with an extremely small penis
"Is it in yet"-Girl
"Yeh"-Guy
"O u must be a Mike"-Girl
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The man who will look at a dude's crotch and if he likes what he sees he'll try to hit on you or add you on facebook. Has a Real sore asshole i must say.Regularly streams free porn on his computer with internet that he stole from his neighbor and Masturbates daily all the time.get done in under 2 minutes usually then he goes to sleep thinking believing he just scored fo shure. Thinks he a player but only scored himself.
Another one of those Mikes walked by me looked at my crotch and smiled. I'm pretty sure it was a mike again he masturbates all the time too specially. He tries to suck his own dick alot too but fails nomatter how long his tongue is. also Likes listening to his parents having sex...
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a guy who used to be cool, but is now just sad and old. can't commit, lives like a frat boy, and denies both
You know that guy Jessie used to date? Yea, he is such a Mike.
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when someone you care about or love disappears for weeks, months, years on end; then they make up lame excuses and cover ups for not contacting you with excuses such as:
I've been really busy.
I thought about contacting you, but with being gone so long, I figured I'd have to make some huge gesture to win you over.
I just didn't have time.
clearly, these excuses are moot; considering how EASY it is to send an e-mail, text message, myspace message, anything...technology makes it too easy folks...
you should stay away from these "mikes" as they are hazardous to your health
you: "i haven't heard from him/her in so long, i miss them/need to tell them it's over, and they won't return my calls, e-mails, or texts"
me: "that sucks"
you (2 weeks later): "he/she finally messaged me saying they've been busy and (see above lame excuses)"
me: "you got MIKED"
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The kind of guy who will let you fuck him any which way (upside down, bondage, booty eating, something else extreme). Usually used as an ironic comeback.
"Dude you are so fucking lame!"
"hey, tie me up to tree, kiss me twice, and call me Mike"
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A complete asshole. And usually likes it in the butt.
Wow did you hear mike took a 13 incher in the butt.
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