Random
Source Code
Random
A white-trash slut thrown into stardom by a Disney show. And because of Her father whose only recognition of fame was having the official haircut of the major league trailer park meth addicts, her voice is similar to that of a violent horse queef and has the body of a raw farted on chicken. She had a Disney show which was popular among low self esteem tweens and confused pedophiles. Then like every shart first come the sound then comes the stench, she pulled the classic breaking free of childhood stardom trick . She did this by smoking grass and shaking her non existent ass and she also sexually assaulted a sledge hammer and wrecking ball.. and that’s about it now she is probably rotting away in her own demise like most early morning cereal farts do ....
Guy: hey do you want to go see Miley Cyrus she is in town tonight?
Anyone with any kind of culture: No
6👍 5👎
A 'singer', which in Disney definitions, is someone who has a television show, hosts award shows, has concerts and movies, and multiple CDs, but has no talent in singing, dancing or acting whatsoever.
Her real name is Destiny Hope Cyrus. Her father is Billy Ray Cyrus (never a huge hit among people, either). Her sister is Noah Cyrus and is getting a bunch of attention (like Ponyo) because she is a whore's sister. Yay, Noah. God, I hate her just because of her attention.
She's kind of a ho. Not a bunch, but admit it, she's not clean. Her newest song, "Party in the USA", is about living it up in the city of *he hem* "Sex" and "dance clubs which play Miley Cyrus's music". Which fantasy club is Miley Cyrus attending? Plus, her dance at the Nick Choice Awards weren't exactly sex-free either, although she obviously thought otherwise: "I thank Jesus for all mah ho like dance moves. Let's all pray to Jesus, ya'll, even though ya'll ain't ya'll all ya'll atheist. Ya'll."
She's also known as a twitter whore for her obsessive twittering and for her annoying Youtube show about her and her best friend Mandy (twice as annoying) and their lives and events.
Most people think 11-15 year old girls love her and the Jo Bros and Demi Levato and such. Actually, most of these girls hate them all (some freakish ones like Jo Bros). Go to your average middle school or elementary school and everyone 10+ will hate her.
I think she is famous for being famous because she SUCKS. Worst singer/actor/dancer ever, maybe besides the Jonas Brothers.
Smart: Ew, Miley Cyrus!
Miley Cyrus: Hey ya'll. I'm so cool cause Imma girl who is so country. Wait, I'm hip-hop. No, rap. Pop. Wait, I'm scene! Wait...
Dumb: I luv her I wish I had her smarts and talurnt hur hur
Miley Cyrus: I'm glad that ALL my fans are everyone in the world and they all love me, I love you, fans!
Smart: Not even close, you slut.
28👍 38👎
Some bitch that everyone hates, even the pope.
Probably gonna get herpes from nick jonas
Blows up puppies for fun
Spits on orphanes
Queefs on little boys
And shitted on the holy bible
Also she praises Hitler and assasinated JFK
Fan: Omg tickets to see Miley Cyrus, who wants to come
Good samaritan: Up yours
28👍 40👎
to have terrible teeth and a manly voice, 'miley cyrus' can be used on the same level as words like 'slut' or 'bitch'
can be used to induce suicide
Genie:i will grant you one wish
cobain: show me what music will look like in 19 years
a miley cyrus video appears
cobain 'takes a shotgun and kills himself'
18👍 22👎
She is an excellent singer and songwriter.
OH LOOK ITS MILEY CYRUS
A stupid slut, that is way to obsessed with Nick Jonas, who loves to lift up her top and show her ass to get boys to like her, she can't sing for shit, she's so annoying on her show, just because you put on a wig dumbass blonde wig, doesn't mean your a totally different person, your fans and classmates are dretarded/blind not to notice. be the way NOBODY'S PERFECT, NOT EVEN YOU!
Janice: No bodies perfect, i gotta work IT!
Annalynn: <i>Why are you sing that shitty Miley Cyrus music?</i>
24👍 34👎