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Jong min is a constantly changing chameleon. With curly and sometimes straight hair they are ever changing and always steady. Jong min’s have a strong heart, mind, and body, but are easily distracted by Slims Chickens Ranch sauce. If you ever meet a Jong min, he’ll be about average height. They are a master of rearranging furniture and making the most out of small spaces. They like to shuffle around in their crocs while taking their dog for a walk. Jong mins tend to dislike hiking, but you could totally get them to swim in the ocean with you. Most Jong mins scare the sharks away, however mosquitos always want a taste of their blood, probably because they are so sweet.
“Oh my gosh, Jong min is so cool. He just got bread at the grocery store”
Hou Min is the ultimate life-form. He has the power of the true China man. He is the last descendent of Mao Zedong, and so he is built stronger. He can enter demon mode, and while he is in this mode, no one can stop him. He is unkillable and undefeatable. Although, his one weakness is happy meals. You can easily get him over to your side with a happy meal, or you can trap him in a cage by luring him with happy meals. Although, if you try trapping him he will probably destroy you. This is just his 1st form though... When he eats 69,420 happy meals he learns and masters the happymealgan, which lets him manipulate and create infinite happy meals. He can literally create infinite happy meals inside you, which will make you explode and die. His other forms are still uncertain, but he definitely has more room to expand in power. He is also a good form of transportation, as you can fuel him with happy meals.
niggel 1: hey bro did you see hou min yesterday? he absolutely destroyed obama
niggel 2: yeah dude! speaking of hou min, i just got hou min to be my new car!
The very small and skinny boy from South Korea. Usually very good at arm wrestling.
Oh my god, He is such a min ki
The lazy man way of saying next minute or stating how fast an event happened.
Rob opened his first beer, nek min he was wasted
The amount of time you "promise" to stay at a place or an event you probably shoulnd't be at because of more important obligations but choose to do so anyway because of peer pressure.
Often said as a means to comfort oneself or another.
Results in a ridiculously extended stay, an awesome time, and a bad morning.
Gabriel: Hey dude let's go to a bar!!
Javier: I can't bro! I have an exam tomorrow!
Gabriel: C'mon bro, just 30 min. I promise!
Javier: ahhh fine!
Next day
Gabriel: hey dude, how'd your test go?
Javier: ....
Creator of swag
Also a genius
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk
Omg its min suga genius jjang jjang man boong boong!