minge

or mingeing == moaning,complaining

he's always minging about this and that

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minging

minger - a ugly person or someone carrying out a gross act.

Magaret Thatcher is a minger

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ming

the status of a joint or blunt, when rolled out of roaches from previous smoke sessions.

hey man, lets get all of those roaches and roll a ming blunt. and then we'll keep rolling ming blunts over time, and eventually roll a SUPER ming blunt out of ming blunt roaches. yea.

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Minge

Used by myself and friends, as a replacement for any words forgotten by us, but are essencial in the sentance. Starting of as the definition of human hair extension, or 'minge extensions' this word has blossomed into every sentance use, and annoyance. Recently, the phrase 'minge' has been used as an insult, as in 'OMG you mingehole!'

1) Compliment:
"Such a pubilicious mingehead!"
"is my body too mingilicious for you babe?"

2) Insult:
"Right, you know what?! I'm gonna shave your minge in a minute and then you won't look fit!"
"Get your minge away from my face!!"

3) Everyday use:
"OMG you'll never guess who I minged last night!"
"Have you seen that girl's minge yet?! It's well fit, might have mine groomed like that!"

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Ming

Originates from the word mong, for some one who fails at life to such an extent that they are not even worthy of being called mong and/or are such failures at life that they cannot even spell mong. Another definition is one who has no/little mental capacity and struggles to construct a three syllable word.

Emma: "I am a ming"

"*mong"

James: "hahah, that is the definition of irony."

Emma: "What is ironic? I am so gullible and confused?"

James : "It is ironic, that you were unable to type mong. Does your brian hurt sometimes?"

In this example Emma is a ming.

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minge

like an oyster deep inside theres a special treasure and smells of fish

my bitch's minge smells like an oyster

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minge

(UK Slang)
It is used to describe a very ugly and unpleasant girly figure. Used to describe girls aging between 16-27. It is used as if you were expecting better from the subject in terms of beauty and performance.

-- Oh dude... totally... she's a minge... (thrown in a normal ‘bollocs chat’ with your work mates)

-- She's a fucking Minger! (Harassing)

-- U fuckin' minge. (said in a really bad manner with a dose of hate, maybe thrown in 'talking to yourself style' while trying to get on the tube in rush hour)

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