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minority priority

A term used to describe what happens when the local government goes out and spends ridiculous amounts of money to 'give everyone a fair chance" and "end discrimination" where really all they're doing is trying to save their asses from getting sued by some whiny parent that bitches about everything by throwing money at the problem so they can say "look we're doing nice things, look at all the nice things, we're broke now, but hey look at how nice we are" the end result is usually something incredibly stupid, that doesn't actually accomplish anything and often time actually has the reverse effect of increasing discrimination and taking chances away from people, it also opens the gate for more lawsuits which leads to complete bankruptcy because suing someone is now a fad, which leads to the collapse of society and/or the terrorists have won and manbearpig rules the world until we get Harrison Ford to fuck an atomic fish until it goes super-critical and destroys manbearpig's tyrannical reign, unfortunately Elton John survives and is now in charge of your lunch program which is how minority priority leads to gay kids getting to have lunch before you.

Thanks to minority priority in public schools if a guy wants to pretend to be a girl he can use the girls locker room as well as the girls bathroom and its considered okay.

by Bitch Puddin' December 6, 2010

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Elliot Minor

Rock band consisting of five public school boys from York.

Edward Hetherton hates references to him being a bear, don't do it.

Alex Davies loves playing the violin almost as much as smashing one up.

Ed Minton can't stand to make eye contact with anyone he knows whilst playing as it distracts him.

Dan Hetherton is in and out, he's getting around.

Ali Paul likes peacock porn.

"I've been clubbing with Elliot Minor after their gig."

I'm actually being serious, several times, but that's not the point, I just wanted to say something unteenie.

by umbrella53 January 6, 2009

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Minor Wood

A partially erect penis. The beginning of a man getting turned on.

Wow that chick is hot, I'm getting minor wood.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

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trophy minority

Typically a white person's one black friend, who they are so proud to know and tend to mention as though they won some kind of prize.

We hung out for a while before I realized I was just a trophy minority.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006

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minor threat

The best punk band in the world they rockk!!!

In my eyes is the best song you'll ever hear...

by minor_threat_rawk July 31, 2003

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samuel minor

Dumb guy who needs to die

Samuel minor is dumb and stupid

by 444+222 February 5, 2019


Minority Magnet

Someone (usually a female) who attracts a lot of sexual attention from minority groups.

In the past ten minutes, Minority Magnet Mary was hit on by 4 black men, 2 asian men, and 6 hispanic men.

by MinorityMagnetMary July 12, 2009

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