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The correct name for the city in Ohio often referred to as "Cleveland." Located by Lake Erie, nothing good has ever come from Cleveland and the city ranks just behind Paris Hilton, Jean Shorts, and trusting Judas as one of God's worst mistakes.
"Do you smell that?"
"Oh dont worry about that, Cleveland is the Mistake by the Lake, it always smells like feces."
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US President Abraham Lincoln is known to have freed the slaves.
Used for blacks
"it was Lincolns mistake that robbed my store".
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The worst type of mistake that one can make. Making such a mistake usually results in extreme consequences for the individual that may be felt for years to come.
Using this term is most effective when said in a serious tone.
Boy: Hey do you want to dance?
Girl: No sorry.
Boy: Wow. You just made a liquid mistake.
A mistake made in anger, often repeated.
Trying to take out that camping sniper the entire match was a Rage-Mistake
A female who births one or more children that grow up to do nothing but disappoint everyone around them. These spawns are perceived as and are most definitely mistakes that should not have been created. Mistake Dispenser can also refer to the woman's vagina rather than the whole person. This implies that the woman may not be a bad person but her reproductive organs have a tendency to spawn mistakes.
Example One: "Oh Josh! You can't have kids with her she is bound to be a mistake dispenser!"
Example Two: Doctor "Hello Ms. Samantha, how is your Mistake Dispenser feeling?"
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When two young, financially unstable people decide "Whoopy let's have a kid" after a couple pints
Mother: No! Don't be silly you weren't a mistake!
Child: Yes I was Deborah. I may have been a planned mistake, but a mistake nevertheless and deep down you know it.