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verb, past tense of "to mom"
When a child is chastised or criticized for a probable cause by a subject, the child calls her/his mom to verbally or in some cases physically beat the living crap out of the subject. This subject has just been "mommed." This technique is extremely popular among those snotty little bastard prudes who play video games at Wal-Mart for several hours, trying the same damn demo and dying within ten seconds then retrying with the same result.
Me: Hey, you've been playing for the last hour and a half, could I play for a bit?
Kid: MOM!
Mom: GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM MY CHILD! MY KID CAN DO WHATEVER THE F*CK HE WANTS! DON'T MAKE ME SUE YOUR DRUGGIE ASS! (kick, slap, kick)
Wal-Mart Worker: Dude, that guy over there just got mommed.
Other Wal-Mart Worker: Yeah, come on lets go screw over some more small businesses.
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Momness means all things mom that cone natural including not being cool.
She has a total momness auroa
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The insult used after "Your mom" and "You mom's mom" have already been exhausted. It is often used by small children that do not grasp the full scope of comebacks.
"Hey Timmy, want some apples?" "Your mom eats apples." "Your mom eats my dick." "Your mom's mom eats my dick." "Your mom's mom's mom eats my dick and drinks my cum! Oooooooh!"
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A single mother who takes on the role of both mother and father.
"My moms works two jobs to provide for me and my sisters."
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Mom is the one person in the world who will ALWAYS know something up.Even if she acts oblivious she knows there is something bothering you.Cherish your mom, or your mom figure. ok cause you have no idea when you might lose her.
Mom i love you so so much. I will always love and cherish you.
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