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The magical, comforting, calming, warm, healing, love that know one else gives you like your mommy. This works no matter how old you are.
I was sick, crying and feeling so down that only mommy magic would help.
The gender-equivalent of a Daddy fetish. A fetish in which one (usually a male) is sexually aroused by being taken care of by a motherly figure. This does not mean he is attracted to his biological mother, or any actual family members.
"I heard George has a Mommy fetish... What a creep."
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Female Breasts and Pubic Region.
I think I'm going to go home, chase the wife around, and play with the mommy parts!
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you have issues keep a healthy relationship with your mom
you and your mom cant stop arguing, or she says hurtful things, or invalidates your feelings.
shes probably said things like these to you :
"stop being a ungrateful piece of shit"
"all you do is take up space and suck up all the oxygen"
"maybe if you werent such a fuck up"
"you're the problem"
"your a mistake"
"you're so fucking mean all the damn time"
"you're so annoying"
"leave me the fuck alone"
"i give you almost everything you fucking ask for and its still never enough"
"you're overdramatic"
"stop complaining so damn much"
"good for nothing"
"useless"
"why are you legs so skinny"
"you eat to much"
"your eating to little"
"you look fat"
"your gaining weight"
"why are you losing weight"
"you dont have any mental problems your just a fucking weirdo"
if so, you have mommy issues.
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Re-heatable meal your mom cooks for you before she goes away for a while. Frequently stored in Tupperware or some equivalent. Comfort food for the working man.
Luann Van Houten: If you don't like Mrs. Simpsons' cooking, you have your mommy meals.
Milhouse: I got 'em!
Marge: Why does every kid who stays with us bring mommy meals? So I put pineapple in my potato salad. Live a little, huh!
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A British speaking fat ugly feminist pig. She works from home on her computer playing games and could kill her kids if she sat on them. She managed to marry someone fatter than her and gave birth to two fat-ass pigs.
“Mommy Pig, I want a trampoline!”
“Peppa, just bounce on my belly!”
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A woman expected by her male parter to fulfill a mother-like role in supporting his needs (e.g. cooking, cleaning, and soothing bad moods) but also provide sex on demand.
I broke up with Daniel because I'm just a bang mommy to him.
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