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Monday Club

A gathering of likeminded, middle aged males who get together for beers on a Monday evening, to 'break in' the working week after the weekend. Conversations often include, but are not limited to; cars, motorcycles, hobbies, general trivia and current affairs. Topics of sports are seldom included due to a lack of group interest.

Guy 1: "Are you going to Monday Club tonight for a few beers?"
Guy 2: "Yes. I'll meet you at the pub around 8pm"

by Hazy Jane October 18, 2020


Monday Cycle

When there is a new episode of an anime coming out every monday, so you have to cycle watching anime and masturbating every monday.

Hey next week I'm gonna start a Monday Cycle because the new season of my favorite anime is coming out.

by dylplckle March 11, 2023


Messy Monday

Messy Monday is a Monday where you know you can find the latest mess.Created by IAmZoie it quickly became popular for many people! So go on and find the MESSY MONDAY!!!

Did you see Messy Monday? It’s was so good!

by i am zoie March 16, 2019


no mercy monday

No mercy monday is when you and a group of friends are horrible to each other, call each other out, and be brutally honest all day and no matter how mad someone gets you don't stop that's were the "no mercy" comes in. Me and my friends love this. It should help you and your friends be nicer to each other through out the week. But come Tuesday, you cannot be mad at someone for what they have said because that's the whole reason of no mercy monday, to release tention and get it all of your chest.It's kind of a friendship building exercise for horrible people. ~Warning: you have to be good friends to participate in this~

"You act like the world revolves around you and it's so annoying"
"You think you know everything about everyone and you don't news flash, your a spoiled little two faced bitch that dosnt know shit"

(this continues until Monday at midnight. That's when no mercy monday ends)

by Nomercy January 11, 2014

15πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Manlet Monday

A time where a bunch of friends get together on monday and party. Usually listening to chief keef. They honor their friend emmanuel with this day. And it also is starting to honor PkJr.

"Are you fuckin stoked for manlet monday?" - Sun
"Hell yeah. Im gonna twerk!" - Martinez

by goaart June 4, 2021

21πŸ‘ 660πŸ‘Ž


FML Monday

On the same premise as TGI Friday, the term stands for "Fuck My Life it's Monday." This term is appropriate for any given Monday where in which someone feels that their life has been completely and utterly fucked. For most people, all Mondays seem appropriate.

My alarm went off, I rolled over, shut it off, and said "FML Monday."

by copenskoal March 20, 2009

47πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Awkward Monday

the monday after Homecoming weekend, where everyone hears the stories of what happened at the party, and all of the people who hooked up are UBER awkward around each other/ avoidant. my personal favorite day of the year.

god i love Awkward Monday.. did you hear what happened with Billy and Mandy?

by DemiVikiC October 20, 2007

64πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž