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describes an intense session of getting head from your girlfriend
dude, i just got mondo dome from my girl, i can barely move.
A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.
Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.
The words used to describe the enormous smelly shits you take after consuming questionable foodstuffs in the country of Mexico.
Holy hell billy flush next time will you?You left behind one Mondo Mexicano you left behind.
When you don’t jerk off for a period of time, to release a mondo load onto a female
I haven’t nutted in 5 days, my girlfriend will not be ready for my mondo load I’ll drop on her tonight
Italian equivalent of Butt fuck Egypt, the literal traslation is "in the ass of the world"
"Dove hai parcheggiato la macchina?"
"In culo al mondo"
The act of sending outrageous, thought provoking text messages to irritate a friend, preferably Mondo, preferably on a monday
“Man I love Mondo Monday”
“Mondo Monday is a movement”
“Mondo Mondays are getting to Mondo”
To experience a severe and violent episode of withdrawal as a result of not using Facebook.
Matthew hasn't checked Facebook today, so he's over on the floor sweating profusely and bleeding from the eyes and mouth. He's totally gone mondo.