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a task or action which is extremely easy to do, so easy that someone retarded or someone of extremely high dependency is able to do without a problem.
changing that light bulb was mongo-proof.
'hey man', 'this plan is mongo-proof'.
playing that instrument is mongo-proof.
Arguably the highest level of being fucked up. Mongoed is the stage above zooted and very close to death. Usually involving elements of cross-fading or triple-fading to the extent that one has lost nearly all mental and physical function, leaving them as a simple mongoloid. One does not always survive being mongoed.
Bob: Dude, lets get mongoed tonight.
Rob: Lets do it! I got a bottle of Everclear and some xans.
Don: Johnny did that last week, RIP Johnny.
A extremely rare type of relationship in which an alpha male, often too busy at pursuing excellence to have time for spinning plates, courts a mentally retarded (formerly: mongoloid) female. The relationship shares similarities with other male-female interactions in which the only quality the female provides is access to easy sex. However, many experts have noted the downsides of this relationship are minimized and therefore perfectly suited for a hyper-successful Chad. In a mongo-namous relationship, the female requires very little maintenance or capital spending as she essentially spends all day locked in her room talking to herself and watching cartoons.
"I recently gave up on high-end call girls and found a company that ships young, handicapped gals from rural China in a shipping container for a fraction of the price... I always loved having access to a multitude of women and never imagined I'd be swept away in a mongo-namous relationship. Best decision I've ever made!"
A unit in size, typically for something big or large in size. Can be used to refer to a large quantity of something.
Jack: Dude that is a huge trash can
Bill: Yeah man, that thing is mongo.
A Nicer way of telling someone he is funny but a total Dumbass in German
"He is such a Mongo// Er ist so ein mongo!"
Mongo is a rare name you call people if they don't do things right.
Boy: Hey did you clean my ps5?
Mongo: Yes it needs 10 more minutes in the dishwasher.