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an abbreviation of the word monkey referring to people of African-american ethnicity.
Look at that monk eating all that chicken!
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The monk is a style of the pubes. I say style, but nobody would choose to have their pubes this way. Imagine a monks head, hairy on the sides. Now imagine that in pants, hair poking here, there and everywhere. Disgusting, I know.
A wise man once said to me, go down a girl (if you don't know her that well) with your mouth; that way you find out if she's on her period without bloody fingers AND you give her a good time.
He is no longer considered a wise man. He lost his mojo, sanity and no longer knows his sexuality. He will never be the same after going down on a monk.
So all you ladies reading this, shave. Never have a monk if you wish to continue populating the earth, no guy likes a MONK ever.
At this reallly popping party:
Guy: Hey baby, you looking fiiiiiiiiiiine tonight
Kazakh: Oh hey, I like your hair
Guy: Wanna go upstairs for a fumble?
Kazakh: Okay baby
*Go upstairs*
Guy: *singing and working his way down the girl* what you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your AHHH MONKKKKKKKKKKKK!? *runs away whimpering like a puppy*
Kazakh: I was going to get you love drunk :/
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The nice, old lady that gives candy to little kids at the back of the local hardware store.
Hey Dustin, lets go see if Monk has some candy for us!
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The theft of lawn gnomes, lawn decorations and seasonal decorations.
"Lets go monking"
"I went monking last night"
"I monked a lawn gnome last night"
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