Random
Source Code
Random
an award given to someone who was an idiot or made a complete jackass of himself or just plain sucks at life
Guy1: hey man did u see robert the other day, he fell up the steps!
Guy2: yea man we gave him the noob of the month award
12👍 5👎
(a)A term used by the financial district's employees to give an explaination of their work level. (b)a poor term for being busy used to create importance like many terms used in the financial district. (c) A term used to show your contempt for the person or persons you are speaking to as in your mind they are ignorant to what you are doing!
(a)"Fancy going for a beer?" reply,"no its month-end"
(b)"why are you such a prick?" reply, "its month-end!"
(C)"whats up with you?" reply, "its month-end!"
13👍 6👎
celebration and appreciation month for lgbtqia+ members.
Guy: I can't wait to celebrate PRIDE MONTH with my boyfriend! Who is going to the festival this weekend?
Friends: ME! ME! ME!
113👍 91👎
A month to celebrate straight man atsushi, July
Dazai “look it’s straight man atsushi”
Kunikida “yeaaa doesn’t he have that month named after him, erm….what’s it called again???”
Dazai “straight month!!”
9👍 4👎
What yoy say to someone you haven't seen in a very long time.
Hey Ralf where ya been, I haven't seen ya in a month of Sunday's.
23👍 14👎
The 5 dreamy boys who don't know what the fuck 18 months mean!
Directioner: Oh! They're so cute! How old are they?
Random: 18 months.
Directioner: 5 years? Ok.
The month in which Ralph too was fighting the urge to get near, to get a handful of that brown, vulnerable flesh. The desire to squeeze and hurt was over-mastering.
“Happy squeeze month Jack!”
“You too Ralph! Now let’s celebrate… ;)”