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Stuffed the shower head with cum while his cat watches
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Monty Panton is a sub-type of rectal prolapse, and refers to abnormal descent of the rectal mucosa through the anus caused by hard anal pounding.
Dam babe u gave me a massive Monty Panton
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When you get everything on the days lunch menu: the main item, the secondary item, the vegetable, the fruit, and the desert. A "full monty" day is very very rare and occurs only about once every quarter.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the lunch menu for today!?!
Guy 2: YEAH DUDE! Its a total full monty !
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Full Monty is another word for 6 sixes in an over which is the maximum number of runs possible from a completed over with six consecutive legal balls.
Ravi Shastri 'Yuvraj has completed the FULL MONTY'
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A comedy troop made up of 4 Limeys, a Yank, and a Welsh tart. Enjoy making fun of Spam, Dead Parrots, poofs, and dressing in drag. God is in every single movie made.
Have you seen Monty Python on tv recently?
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A VERY VERY VERY VERY SEXY ANIMATRONIC WITH THE BIGGEST DICK IVE EVEN SEEN, HES SEXY HOT BEAUTIFUL LIKE PMFG LIKE SLIP THAT CROCK IN MY ASS 🤪
Omg have you seen MONTY GATOR HES SO FUCKING DAMN SEXY
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A huge, thick dick (over 12" long and 4" thick)
Marisa tried to accept MOCO's Monty Python to no avail; her twat was too tight!
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