A female whose appearance is described by the longevity of the word.
Mort = female
Mooort = above average
Mooooooooort = 10/10
What do you think of that mort over there?
That brunette?
She's a mooooooooort.
A fucking awesome group of friends
Hi mort how is everyone doing?
The Gayest guy you will ever meet, but acts like he's not. No matter what happens it probably is his fault. Probably only knows soccer and chess. He Only wears Crocs. He obese
Dude 1: who is the guy in the corner watching gay midget porn
Dude 2: that's a Mort
Dude 1: I'm out here
A really weird name for a girl. Not very common but have heard it. Boys use it
An omelette/shark drowned in mustard/foot fettish/squirell rat/icon/lemur
Man i cant wait to boil my mort tonight
Damn mort should be a stripper