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The female equivalent to Destroy Dick December.
Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.
Are you ready for Mortal Masturbation March?
Hell ya
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A game that has evolved extremely over the last 2 decades. A good alternative to masturbation, especially when you get really stressed.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Mortal Kombat X with your daddy?
Boy: But dad, that game looks scary... Dad?
Dad: *Burns Call of Duty Ghosts* Dad wins, Fatality!
Boy: *faints*
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While writing a phrase or word the begins with the letter C, the C is then replaced with the letter K to make it sound Kool. This type of vocabulary can always makes the most dull sentances look so much more intesne.
Regular sentance: "I must now Combat with the mighty Comotose Crabs of Concubine and Crush the Crazy Cougars before the great Crackers of Canada Cock block all the Crackreads in Columbia."
Kool Sentance: "I must now Kombat with the mighty Komotose Krabs of Konkubine and Krush the Krazy Kougars before the great Krackers of Kanada Kock block all the Krackheads in Kolumbia."
Mortal Kombat Vocabulary is the Key to Kool writing.
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A description for a really good orgasm. Usually a man will shout this out during the orgasm.
“Oh yeahhhhh!!! Mortal Fuck Haven!!”
The act of using a 'K' in place of a 'C' in the spelling of a proper noun.
"Hello, my name is Josh."
"Well, hello Josh, I'm Kristi, mortal kombat spelling."
"Ah, Kristi with a 'K'.
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A game I still can't beat because of that bitch Sonya character!
Sub Zero : *Does Freeze thing*
Sonya: *Kicks in nads*
Sub Zero: *Jump kicks*
Sonya: *Air nads kick*
Sub Zero: "Sheeeiiit"
Sonya: *Kicks Sub Zero face*
Sub Zero: *Grabs sonya by the collar*
Sonya: *Sonyas shirt falls off*
Sub Zero: "AHH JESUS GAME OVER!!!"
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An Awesome Mortal Kombat Game That You Can Pretty Much Be Every Character in the Mortal Kombat Series
Hell Yea! I Beat Blaze In Mortal Kombat Armageddon
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