Beer Moth

1: Someone, usually an alcoholic, who goes around trying to grab unattended and unfinished drinks in a bar or other drinking premises.

2 (literal definition): A moth that has fallen into your beer and drowned.

1: "Damnit Nathan, your stepmom's a beer moth! She drank my drink whilst I was on the crapper!"

2: "Aw, a moth just drowned in my drink. Better put the lil' guy in the bin."

moth is horny

Common phrase for when moths are horny. They like to molest lamps and hug them. They will scream if you try and stop their horny tendencies.

" Yeah, moth is horny. "

MOTH MAN

MOTH MAN the one true god

human 1: hey man i just went to church and prayed for Jesus to get rid of my credit card debt but he didn't what do i do?
human 2: hail MOTH MAN the one true god who will get rid of all your credit card debt.

Moth Fluff

Residue from moths. Leaves itself on lamps, walls and hands when moths are swatted.

Man don't swat that moth, you might get moth fluff on you.

Moth Mode

The insatiable desire to simply drop all responsibilities and b-line towards the nearest luminous object.

We were driving on a two way road at night and Debra just went full Moth mode and drove into oncoming traffic.

The trip to the Volcano was awesome until the tour guide just stopped talking and went moth mode, then dived into the volcano head first.

Rattle Moth

A rattle moth is an urban Jew. They are characterized by their Jew-fro which should appear alongside hipster clothing and tendencies. Additional features include large noses and a love for money. Rattle moths are to be avoided at all costs and in cities with large amounts of rattle moths you should make sure your loose change is secure.

Ben: Remember back in the day when the city was a nice, respectable place to live?

Jerry: I sure do, now its overrun by a plague of rattle moths. I don't feel safe letting my children go outside alone! I can't even visit Starbucks anymore without encountering them.

Ben: The other day I dropped a penny in the subway and two rattle moths killed each other over it.

Jerry: I know what you mean, I would rather have a city full of Spear Chuckers than these damn rattle moths.

Ben: You know what happened to Germany when they tried to get rid of them though...

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Moth Girl

a moth girl is a Moth that has the Appearance of a girl......No seriously look up Moth girl on Google You'll wanna burry your head in her Floof collar

She also like lamp.....Because she moth girl :3

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