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To remove a toxic person from your life by performing one final sweet act of kindness for the poor demented soul who has no hope before permanently cutting ties with them so they can't continue to destroy your life.
Guy 1: I don't know what to do about my son, he won't stop using drugs, he constantly steals my money, he crashed his car 5 times, has been picked up for DUI once a week for the past year but the cops feel too bad for him to even arrest him for it, and he jerked off into my favorite baseball cap.
Guy 2: Take your son out for ice cream and a prostitute, drive him far away in your car while reminiscing about "the good times", then when you get to your destination, Lenny that mother fucker!
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hot girl; pretty looking women
damn bitch, yous a fine motherfucker
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A rich mother fucker. This is a individual who makes over $100,000 per year and holds substantial assets. They are also in short referred to as a RMF. These individuals are traditionally the least charitable and the most frugal.
"Hey Jon, I am doing the personal taxes for this Rich Mother Fucker, look at how much this fucking guy makes! And to boot, he only contributed $5 in donations to charity for last year! What a piece of shit!"
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Devin: Did you see Pulp Fiction?
Alex: Naw.
Devin: Well that Quentin Tarantino is one Badass Mother Fucker.
Alex: I heard that shit.
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Some one that rides on the back of the bus.
"I want to write on the front of the bus, too bad i'm a black mother fucker."
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This is a phrase you use with your friends when they can go out on a friday night and you can't because you have some other boring shit to do.
Sarah:We gotta go. Have fun studying tonight.
Lenna: Tgif mother fucker.
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I heard that cat Shaft is a bad mother...Shut your mouth! But I'm talkin' bout Shaft!
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