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muffin

a very good prostitute

on NJ streets i met a couple of muffins

by candiipaint July 27, 2009

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Muffined

The after effect of smoking too much marijuana. It is what occurs the next morning or day after you smoke a lot the night before. Symptoms of being muffined include waking up late, feeling really full, waves of being high, lack of attentiveness, and still having odd food cravings. Similar to an alcohol hangover for marijuana only it doesn't suck.

Oh dude, I am so muffined right now. Last night was dope.

by Someguy121212 July 6, 2009

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


muffinous

The act of emulating a muffin, or an other delicious dessert or pastry (i.e. donut)

She is SO muffinous and cute!

by Jax August 1, 2003

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


muffin

The pudge of flabby skin that hangs over the front of your pants at the waistline. It looks just like a muffin and how it rises out over the paper cup you bake them in.

I can't wear this half-top until I loose this muffin.

You've got a muffin going on there.

by Ember June 4, 2005

24πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


muffin

Usually used to reffer to a womans breasts so that no profanity is used.
Also used in a playfull manner to comment on breasts

Nice muffins Amie.
Thanks.

by *Dizzy D* March 4, 2006

18πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


muffin

Its a mother fucking muffin.

If you don't know what a muffin is you can go fuck your self up the anus.

Dayam nigger! This muffin is better then kfc!

by Nicholas Bryan April 7, 2005

21πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


muffin

Used to describe the unattractive effect achieved when a girl wears pants that are too low cut and too tight. This creates a bulge of fat around the hip and stomach area, resembling the top of a muffin that is too big for its case.

Also described as β€˜muffin top’

β€œThose pants give her the biggest muffin. Ugh.”

by Quislingite March 15, 2005

26πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž