The act of crapping on your someones lip and then cumming on it in a striped fashion.
" I got bored last night so i gave my roommate a Zebra Mustache
When there's simply too much mustache to handle. If you can't handle the 'stache then get out of Missouri; the mustache capital.
The other week I was chilling in Missouri and I kissed my girlfriend and she complained about my mustache being sufficiently prickly. She claimed it was mustache madness! She was then escorted out of the state because she couldn't handle it.
When some guido hits the islands with some poop on his upper lip
Yo, did you see Mario’s new Jamaican Mustache? Dude looks like he made out with a Scantron answer sheet and then touched up some kiddies.
When a Man fucks a woman on her period and then cums on her top lip, while mixing the Cum and Blood. Making it look like Sriracha sauce.
DUDE: She was on her period. So I gave her a Sriracha Mustache to remember me by.
A cheeks to cheeks passing of gas straight over the face of some unsuspecting victim.
Sitting relaxing and all unawares, Casey suddeny took a massive methane face load when bean-powered Baily spun and painted the mustache as he passed.
Piss mustache: a word used to the describe the action of pissing on someone’s mouth until they shit so hard it digs a 14km hole in the ground. And then the person pissing would have stopped and shook his penis 2 times and go on with his day. While on the other hand the guy that was getting “piss mustached” would be stuck in the 14km hole and develop a yellow tinted mustache hence the word piss mustache. And remember to SHAKE 2 TIMES, NO MORE!
Guy1: “hey did you see me doing a piss mustache”
Guy2: “ yeah, but you forget one thing”
Guy1: “ what did I forget”
Guy2: “you forgot to shake 2 times”
Guy1: I forgor💀
A friendly taunt of gesture made to a friend for no other reason than you can and its funny.
Put your index finger sideways under someones nose and say "mustache finger?" if you succeed and get them you will win bro points... if they somehow avoid your attempt they get bro points.