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Open my mouth

say something.

"sorry, I'll never open my mouth about you again"

by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024


mafia in my mouth

When she takes a cumshot from 10 Italian micropenis’.

Broski: Bro, she told me she had “mafia in my mouth”. I thought she was the one...
Bro: broski, she belong to the streets

by Lolkekchebureklolol August 24, 2020


it’s my mouth

The funniest way to respond to someone e that says that they are talking always talking too much.

Alex: I can’t believe that I have to work on all of this homework for today
Chad: Seriously you talk so much why can’t you just shut up!?!?!?!?!
Alex: Because it’s my mouth

by D@rk$h@d0w November 11, 2020


It’s my mouth

The funniest thing to say to someone who complains about you talking too much.

Person 1: You talk so much shut up
Person 2: No because it’s my mouth

by D@rk$h@d0w November 11, 2020


christmas in my mouth

When santa cums in a girls mouth instead of coming down the chimney. Santa slides down your throats instead of the chimney.

Last night was a crazy Christmas Eve party. I think I experienced Christmas in my mouth because my mouth was nasty and Clayton sure didn't get anything from me.

by Frenado Alvarado January 7, 2017