When she takes a cumshot from 10 Italian micropenis’.
Broski: Bro, she told me she had “mafia in my mouth”. I thought she was the one...
Bro: broski, she belong to the streets
The funniest way to respond to someone e that says that they are talking always talking too much.
Alex: I can’t believe that I have to work on all of this homework for today
Chad: Seriously you talk so much why can’t you just shut up!?!?!?!?!
Alex: Because it’s my mouth
The funniest thing to say to someone who complains about you talking too much.
Person 1: You talk so much shut up
Person 2: No because it’s my mouth
When santa cums in a girls mouth instead of coming down the chimney. Santa slides down your throats instead of the chimney.
Last night was a crazy Christmas Eve party. I think I experienced Christmas in my mouth because my mouth was nasty and Clayton sure didn't get anything from me.