A very small uber religious town ( too small for a Walmart, but big enough for 2 McDonald's) where everyone knows everyone's very boring and uneventful business, but everyone is so bored that they have nothing better to do than gossip and back stab. The highlights are a coffee shop and several children's consignment stores. Everyone can't wait to get out of KM, but hardly anyone does.
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The best island town on the East coast! Hot guys, quaint bars, amazing beach... It's all you need!!!
Can't wait to get back to Emerald Isle, NC!
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1) In short, Rocky Mount is what happens when people have sex with their siblings/cousins.
2) It is a very otherworldly place, where everyone is busy trying to live up to unrealistic personal fantasies that take place in their heads. The main objective is to be seen living out this fantasy to build a reputation with their peers. They tend to jizz their pants every time someone sees them/makes eye contact with them. Some people are insecure about it, and start fights (chest bumping) over eye contact.
3) Everyone fits their race's stereotypes perfectly. The sad thing is, they actually TRY to. It's not because they don't know any better.
4) Everyone is apparently mixed...lol...with "indian"...however, so many black people have said this that oblivious white people think "indian" is just a breed of black. You ask someone their race, they start babbling off all kinds of demonyms. That just makes them look more niggerish.
5) The girls are more or less on the trashy side. They claim to have standards, a month later they're preggers or hitched up with someone who doesn't meet their "standards". If you happen to desire action with a girl there, don't let her fool you, she has no standards, she will drop to her knees and start sucking if addressed by proper name.
1) Uncle Dad and Aunt Mom give birth to a town full of delusional rat bastards.
2) Last time I went to the sporting goods store, all the boxing/mma gloves were out of stock. There are NO mma gyms in Rocky Mount, NC, so this tells me that a bunch of these dumb fucks just want to be seen with gear to develop a rep as a bad-ass. To them, owning a pair of gloves= instant Mike Tyson status.
3)Self-explanatory
4) Obviously black person: "I'm indian, italian, french, brazilian, spanish, egyptian, puerto rican, and spanish"
5) All girls 18 and under with a 252 area code.
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A dystopia located in Nash and Edgecombe counties in North Carolina. The Nash side sucks and the Edgecombe side blows. There is nothing to do except eat and go to WalMart. The unemployment rate is 13%. The few jobs that are available are fast food, retail, and temp jobs, all with no benefits. Everybody hates living there. The Chamber of Commerce is forever coming up with these so-called revitalization projects, but the best thing to do to Rocky Mount is to bulldoze it.
shithole, redneck, thug, wasteland, Rocky Mount, NC
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Rocky Mount is where the men are idiot wannabe's and the airhead women fall for the BS they spit. If you wanna get some in Rocky Mount NC all you have to tell a girl/woman that she is a good girl or a nice girl and they fall for it. The women are all whores but none of them know it because they all know a girl who has been with more than they have. You can usually find these women in church on Sunday jumping up and down, shouting, crying, or telling you about their Godliness. After you grow weary of your Rocky Mount Whore the easiest way to break it off with her is to start off by telling her she is a good girl but... Don't worry if you find the next girl is not as good in bed the Rocky Mount Whore will see you again (even if she is in a new ("relationship") all you have to do is tell her a lot of nice stuff that she wants to hear and tell her that you just want to be friends
buy Rocky Mount NC mugs and T-shirts
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A place where happiness goes do die. Locally know as βfuck that placeβ Camp Lejeune, NC is a Marine Corps base nestled into the gloriously hurricane prone coast line of the devils arm pit. With weather that will make you wish you live in such luxurious climates such as Rosie O'donnellβs Asshole, Camp Lejeune boasts beautiful shore lines covered in sand trash and crack heads.
John: Fuck I got orders to Camp Lejeune, NC
Phillip: dude that sucks Iβd rather be stationed in 29 Palms!
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<1>A small town in NW North Carolina... also confused for a hole in the earth..
<2> A place where everyone knows everybody, but people don't call you friend
"This place is so much like North Wilkesboro, NC, Cant believe we even found it"
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