National Grab Dat Ass Day

on april 17th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.
just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"

I grabbed her ass on national grab dat ass day!

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national slap boys ass day

on October 15th it’s the girls chance to slap there boyfriends/male friends ass GIRLS ONLY

see him,slap his ass
NATIONAL SLAP BOYS ASS DAY

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National Show Your Ass Day

No Matter What You Have to Show Your Ass

AYY it’s National Show Your Ass day

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National grab ass day v.2 May 31st

This day is the second day of the year that a you will be able to grab any girls or boys ass you want

Yo im excited to grab her ass again because it is national grab ass day v.2 May 31st!!

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National eat Jaylen’s ass day

National eat Jaylen’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Jaylen and eat there ass. PERIODT POOH.

Person 1: eats a random Jaylen’s ass
Jaylen: why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.
Person: well it’s national eat Jaylen’s ass day silly

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National fake ass friends day

On the day February 8th you get to post all the fake friends you have no offence to the people who get posted.

“Have you heard it’s national fake ass friends day today today will be great ”

National Eat Ren’s Ass Day

National Eat Ren’s Ass day is a National holiday celebrated on August 25th where you find a person named Ren and eat their ass real good for fun!

Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”