On November 28, National Fake Ass Friend Dsy is a day when you expose all your fake friends that you thought you would’ve been grateful for, but they turned to be fake
Alex: Man Sally is fake as hell.
Rodger: You know national Fake Ass Friend Day is November 28? Just go on Social Media and post her.
Alex: WOW man, thx dude!
on april 17th, it's national grab ass day.
taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.
just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"
I grabbed her ass on national grab dat ass day!
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on October 15th it’s the girls chance to slap there boyfriends/male friends ass GIRLS ONLY
see him,slap his ass
NATIONAL SLAP BOYS ASS DAY
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No Matter What You Have to Show Your Ass
AYY it’s National Show Your Ass day
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This day is the second day of the year that a you will be able to grab any girls or boys ass you want
Yo im excited to grab her ass again because it is national grab ass day v.2 May 31st!!
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National eat Jaylen’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Jaylen and eat there ass. PERIODT POOH.
Person 1: eats a random Jaylen’s ass
Jaylen: why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.
Person: well it’s national eat Jaylen’s ass day silly
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On the day February 8th you get to post all the fake friends you have no offence to the people who get posted.
“Have you heard it’s national fake ass friends day today today will be great ”