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National fuck your bestfriend day is on 4th March.
You ask your bestfriend to fuck and maybe it will happen!
Its just physical.
Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
"Hey, wanna fuck on national fuck your bestfriend day?"
"Sure"
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On October 18th you get to go up to kara and say fuck you.
Hey kara fuck you-national fuck you kara day
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Fuck a toaster On April 24th
Stick your dick in a toaster for national “fuck a toaster day”
Wow I can’t wait to fuck a toaster on National fuck a toaster day April 24
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october 31 also known as halloween is national fuck your neighbor day, we goin be outside anyway so might aswell knock on their door and be like "can i eat your chocolate" him- "ya here are some snickers and twix" you-"not those'' and then push him in his house and lock the door and go to his room and fuck him.
someone- 'what r u doing for halloween' me-its october 31 national fuck your neighbor day so i finna fuck him wbu'
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You have to fuck a pope if you find one. Your welcome popes.
ah yes it’s national fuck the pope day.